Sherlock sees through everything!

“Don’t worry, John. I’ve subdued this one.”

You know you’re a fangirl when you see a gif or quote and you read it in the celebrities voice.

bowiebaseone:

queen-cry-baby:

Now i can hear him giggling.

I can hear them both giggle.

It’s just a magic trick.
Sherlock is afraid John didn’t hear this.
It was meant to be a clue, to tell John that what was about to happen was just a magic trick, and wasn’t true, but John missed it entirely.
Oh John, wonderful but so painfully unobservant.
Sherlock stood in the graveyard and heard John’s cry goodbye, before marching away, his army posture causing Sherlock’s heart to clench. John didn’t hear him, John really believed he was dead.
Sherlock turned and walked the opposite direction, willing himself not to chase after his best friend. He shoved his hands in his pocket and let the cool June air nip his face. He only allowed himself to shed one tear before squaring his shoulders, and with John in mind, soldering on.
—

It took 18 and a half months to destroy Moriarty’s empire. 18 and a half brutally long months without his blogger, his friend, his John.
He stood in London once again, back in front of 221B, not being able to bring himself to knock on the door. He took a deep breath and closed his eyes, bringing his hand to the knocker and rapping it three times before stepping back. Twenty seconds later, John stood at the door, cane in hand, staring at a man who was supposed to be six feet under ground.
Sherlock felt John’s fist connect to his jaw, and almost fell down the two steps that separated 221B from the sidewalk below.
“How…” John whispered.
“It was just a magic trick,” Sherlock smiled, before John pulled him into a tight hug.

It’s just a magic trick.

Sherlock is afraid John didn’t hear this.

It was meant to be a clue, to tell John that what was about to happen was just a magic trick, and wasn’t true, but John missed it entirely.

Oh John, wonderful but so painfully unobservant.

Sherlock stood in the graveyard and heard John’s cry goodbye, before marching away, his army posture causing Sherlock’s heart to clench. John didn’t hear him, John really believed he was dead.

Sherlock turned and walked the opposite direction, willing himself not to chase after his best friend. He shoved his hands in his pocket and let the cool June air nip his face. He only allowed himself to shed one tear before squaring his shoulders, and with John in mind, soldering on.

—

It took 18 and a half months to destroy Moriarty’s empire. 18 and a half brutally long months without his blogger, his friend, his John.

He stood in London once again, back in front of 221B, not being able to bring himself to knock on the door. He took a deep breath and closed his eyes, bringing his hand to the knocker and rapping it three times before stepping back. Twenty seconds later, John stood at the door, cane in hand, staring at a man who was supposed to be six feet under ground.

Sherlock felt John’s fist connect to his jaw, and almost fell down the two steps that separated 221B from the sidewalk below.

“How…” John whispered.

“It was just a magic trick,” Sherlock smiled, before John pulled him into a tight hug.

cosmostrekker:

moraniarty:

valeria2067:

Photo from deareje [x]

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mayishere:

redscharlach:

Who says watching Sherlock isn’t educational? See, it even contains spurious clues about a different franchise entirely!

I actually laughed out loud for a good minute when I first saw this.

ununpentium:

poly-force:

Unlikely lines from an Sherlock Holmes story- ” Taken from ”Mock The Week’s funniest book of all time.”

HE SUCKED ME OFF ON HAMPSTEAD HEATH LAST TUESDAY NIGHT

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: biggest shipper of us all ;D

And some idiot locked us out of our hotel room - who turned out to be Benedict.

“

—

Steven Moffat, The Hounds of Baskerville commentary

#giant five year old (via annieodairss)

#I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU BENEDICT. #HDU LOCK STEVEN OUT OF THE HOTEL ROOM BENEDICT. #DID YOU HIDE THE KEYS BENEDICT? #DID YOU? #WHAT A GREAT JOKE BENEDICT. #YOU’RE SUCH A TROLL BENEDICT.#GIVE THE KEYS BACK NOW BENEDICT. #I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT SCRIPT IN THERE BENEDICT. #WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING BENEDICT? #YOU CAN’T JUST LOCK PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR HOTEL ROOM BENEDICT. #I NEED MY SHUT EYE BENEDICT.#I HAVE SCRIPTS FULL OF EV0L TO WRITE BENEDICT. #HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY BENEDICT. #DOES IT LOOK LIKE I’M LAUGHING BENEDICT? #DO I SOUND AMUSED BENEDICT? #YOUR NERD IS SHOWING BENEDICT.

(via cumberbreeches)

One ride I took to catch you. Another ride
I took to leave you where I found you. x

Like a wall of stars,
We are ripe to fall,
And if you are a ghost,
I’ll call your name again.

sketchlock:

ohmycroft:

another head aches, another heart breaks
I am so much older than I can take
and my affection, well, it comes and goes
I need direction to perfection

fiesfettfaulfilosofisch:

We all felt it.

and it’s totally NOT OKAY!

kikibelge:

mrshudson-tookmytardis:

#just stab me in the heart with a GIF shaped knife why dont you

^^^